Life Lessons I Have Learned When Sewing

# It's ok to quickly patch up bits if nobody can see them.
# Doing it and getting it right is immensely satisfying.
# Doing it and getting it wrong causes nothing but frustration and embarrassment.
# It's not the size of your needle that counts, it's how you use it.
# When you fuck up, try and work out what it was ( Read more... )

Some truths of the universe made clear to me whilst in South Africa:
- My sister is a skanky, SKANKY ho.
- Miss Pickard can, and will, eat almost anything you put in front of her.
- Trying to stare down baboons is a really, really bad idea.
- Nothing cools you down like ice lollies.
- Given three South Africans, one will have messed your best friend ( Read more... )